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Today, two guys broke into my apartment to rob me at gunpoint. While I was wanking. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58101) - you deserved it (10581)

On 12/01/2010 at 12:11am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Louisiana)

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haha you should of used your penis as a gun cocked it and shot jizz in there face

#2 - On 12/01/2010 at 6:04am by firemanrob

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Haha! Did they join you?

#1 - On 12/01/2010 at 6:03am by x_Cupcakes

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