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Today, I was texting my trainer to rearrange our training session. My girlfriend texted me during the exchange, asking what I wanted for Christmas. I accidentally texted my trainer, "All I want are your sweet titties in my face". I'm awaiting a response. FML

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On 11/27/2010 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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Hahaha..I'd like to hear the aftermath of this one . :D

#1 - On 11/27/2010 at 7:30pm by MissHumanoid

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That'd be even more awkward if your trainer is male.

#4 - On 11/27/2010 at 7:31pm by smiller0789

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