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Today, my boyfriend confessed that he felt so insecure he submerged my $80 vibrator in water to eliminate the competition. FML

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On 11/27/2010 at 12:57am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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I really wish people would get a clue and stop comparing sex to vibrators. They're two completely different things that give different form of stimulation. Toys are not replacements for actual sex.

#13 - On 11/27/2010 at 6:51am by Mirorbo

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I don't blame him if my gf spent $80 on a vibrator I'd be worried too lol

#5 - On 11/27/2010 at 6:25am by Battledog5006

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