Today, I wanted to try my mom's new lipstick. I opened it, baffled, examined it carefully. That's when it started to vibrate. Obviously, that wasn't a lipstick. FML

by Anonymous / 11/24/2010 at 12:11pm / Belgium (Brabant) / Intimacy

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  • "MOM! Your new lipstick tastes funny!"

    #1 - On 11/24/2010 at 4:17pm by DocBastard

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  • "Mom, why does your lipstick taste like a vagina?"
    "How do you know what a vagina tastes like?"
    ..Awkward silence..

    #6 - On 11/24/2010 at 4:27pm by 6sick6

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