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Today, I bought one of my favorite albums from when I was growing up. When I looked at the liner notes, I learned that my favorite song on the album wasn't about taking a bath, but about going to a brothel. My second-favorite isn't about moving, but about suicide. My childhood just shattered. FML


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On 11/17/2010 at 3:08am - intimacy - by nilssonfan (woman) - United States (California)

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it's funny how things are different when were older hey.
like the play school song :|

#3 - On 11/17/2010 at 10:09am by maphineRAWRS

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Since the username says “nilssonfan”, I’m gonna guess she means “Bath” and “Without You” by Harry Nilsson.

#19 - On 11/17/2010 at 10:31am by fleg

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