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Today, my girlfriend told me to Google how to last longer in bed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27338) - you deserved it (10910)

On 11/16/2010 at 5:43pm - intimacy - by anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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"Hey baby, why don't you come over to myspace and twitter my yahoo so I can google all over your facebook?" haha, awe yeeah.

#16 - On 11/17/2010 at 3:36am by Cuuba

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it's called MASTURBATION!
twice a day should do the trick :)

#3 - On 11/17/2010 at 3:04am by ERTH

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