Today, I realized the only times my boyfriend ever says "I love you" are after he screws up or when he wants a blowjob. FML

by rockefoe / 11/15/2010 at 3:49pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

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  • Stop giving him blowjobs after he screws up.

    #12 - On 11/15/2010 at 7:16pm by ImaginaryFoe

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  • My husband tells me he loves me several times a day. Then again, maybe that's why he's the one I married.

    #16 - On 11/15/2010 at 7:34pm by starberries

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