Today, I realized the only times my boyfriend ever says "I love you" are after he screws up or when he wants a blowjob. FML
by rockefoe / 11/15/2010 at 3:49pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
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Stop giving him blowjobs after he screws up.
#12 - On 11/15/2010 at 7:16pm by ImaginaryFoe
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My husband tells me he loves me several times a day. Then again, maybe that's why he's the one I married.
#16 - On 11/15/2010 at 7:34pm by starberries
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