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Today, I decided to practice putting a condom on with my mouth. Then my roommate walked in on me using my mouth to roll a condom onto a banana. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12904) - you deserved it (65486)

On 02/25/2009 at 10:01pm - intimacy - by banana (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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Personally I read this and think "... So?"

Shit at least your cool enough to practice first, rather than jump right into it and end up turning some poor fellas dongle into a teeth grated tragedy

#11 - On 02/26/2009 at 8:13am by Firewall

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Bahaha, it's not like most of us girls haven't done it before. ;)

#1 - On 02/26/2009 at 6:07am by Fleur

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