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Today, while at dinner, I told my boyfriend that I wished he liked sushi. He replied, 'I wish you liked anal.' FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19943) - you deserved it (37632)

On 11/12/2010 at 11:31am - intimacy - by lisacasabonita (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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boyfriend ftw

#7 - On 11/12/2010 at 1:01pm by Mpsteve13

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Nice to see you have a good relationship and can talk things out in a civilized manner

Seriously though, this was hilarious on his part

I'm sure he was joking like I do with my wife when she nitpicks me

#9 - On 11/12/2010 at 1:02pm by mike3775

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