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Today, my boyfriend of 4 years told me that I appear to have gained some weight. After realizing that it made me feel depressed, he tried to make me feel better by making love to me. I decided to go with it. While doing so, he paused and said "I'm sorry baby, but your weight is too much pressure for my back." FML

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On 11/11/2010 at 3:39am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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Tell him he needs to get his weight up. He sounds like a sissy.

#7 - On 11/11/2010 at 10:44am by amerwin

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Tell him to quit being so fucking lazy and get on top and do some work. If you've gotten really fat, it would feel like floating on a waterbed full of melted butter.

#16 - On 11/11/2010 at 11:08am by perdix

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