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Today, I jokingly asked my husband if he had ever cheated on me. In the most sincere and honest tone, he said "if I ever have or ever will, there's no way you would ever find out. I love you too much to lose you", and gave me a hug. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37142) - you deserved it (7932)

On 11/03/2010 at 2:40am - intimacy - by spockswifey - United States

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you have a very intelligent husband

#3 - On 11/03/2010 at 7:09am by Thisdeadhorse

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Oh, I don't even know where to begin with that one. That sounds like a back-handed admission to me.

#7 - On 11/03/2010 at 7:10am by Jerzyginger74

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