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Today, while with my new boyfriend, my ex called to tell me I needed to go to the doctor to get checked out. He had gotten an STD from the girl he cheated on me with. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29796) - you deserved it (2661)

On 11/01/2010 at 3:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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girl your life sucks.

#1 - On 11/01/2010 at 8:28pm by britt0806

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At least he had the courtesy to tell you.

#8 - On 11/01/2010 at 8:39pm by shirogoma

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