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Today, my boyfriend told me "don't worry, someday you'll be mature as well." By this, he meant that I will be willing to have sex with him in public. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28225) - you deserved it (4273)

On 10/15/2010 at 1:13am - intimacy - by anouk05 (woman) - Switzerland (Vaud)

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That's just disturbing! Why do it in public?

#3 - On 10/15/2010 at 6:08am by LiveThenDie

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In public ? Oh god. Nobody wants to see that !

#7 - On 10/15/2010 at 6:17am by Nyc__Princess

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