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Too much Pornhub

By anouk05 - 15/10/2010 05:13 - Switzerland

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend told me, "Don't worry, someday you'll be mature as well." By this, he meant that I will be willing to have sex with him in public. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2013 23:21 - Canada - Oakville

Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML

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Objectification

By Jo… - 07/04/2024 20:00 - South Africa - Paarl

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Today, I love my boyfriend very much don’t get me wrong, but we’re both still young and I don't want sex yet. I thought we were on the same page, I think we still are, but last night he attempted to make me horny. He said some dirty things and I'm not into that. I have big boobs, so guys hit on me a lot, but I thought he was different. FML

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By Partners - 22/06/2015 19:55 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2009 08:17 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend told his parents about my bondage fetish. In front of me. FML

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By foreseeingabreakup - 06/09/2011 04:42 - United States

Spicy

Today, I had to explain in great detail why it is inappropriate for my boyfriend to grab at my vagina in public. He did it again twenty minutes later. FML

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Caught in 4K

By RBergman - 25/04/2015 20:05 - United States - Basin

Spicy

Today, I had to arrest my own boyfriend for having sex in public. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 06:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML

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By frustrated! - 06/02/2013 06:01 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend called me a freak for wanting to have sex for a second night in a row. FML

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You deserved it 6 106

Oversharing

By Anonymous - 13/03/2020 12:30

Spicy

Today, my 10-year-old son told me that sometimes he wishes that he could be a girl, so that he could masturbate more easily in public. FML

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You deserved it 267

By grizzlybear - 27/06/2011 05:55 - Mexico

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend told me that if I had a penis, our relationship would be better. FML

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Top comments

LiveThenDie 2

Friday 15 October 2010 12:08

That's just disturbing! Why do it in public?

Nyc__Princess 0

Friday 15 October 2010 12:17

In public ? Oh god. Nobody wants to see that !

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heartsbreak97 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 16:10

girl I have the same problem. lol

The_9th_Doctor 18

Sunday 25 August 2013 20:06

here's what you do. take home to the mall bathroom, get him all excited, make him get naked, then take his clothes and walk away. he will be forced to walk home naked.

NamelessFace 22

Wednesday 3 September 2014 21:54

Yeah, I saw that episode of Friends too

fnn 5

Saturday 26 July 2014 20:38

He is a cool boyfriend. you should keep him !

bosniangirl27 21

Monday 2 February 2015 22:44

Nothing wrong with that

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Sadat10 12

Monday 14 November 2016 0:57

Ummmm...WTF?

shannon2348 14

Sunday 19 January 2020 4:57

I think you need to find a new boyfriend. The one you have has a screw loose.

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Today, I attended a family gathering where everyone was taking turns sharing exciting life updates. When it was my turn, I proudly announced that I'd finally mastered the art of adulting... only for my dad to pipe up with, "Makes a change from when you used to wank like a gibbon thinking we couldn't hear you up there." FML

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Today, as I was trying to impress my girlfriend of three months, I showed her the real diamond ring I'd got for my ex. She got an attitude for our whole three-hour car ride home because I'd brought up my ex. FML

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Today, I finally went to the doctor's office to have a small patch of acne on my stomach looked at. Since it was in an almost perfect circle and abnormally sensitive, I was worried it could be ringworm or some other sort of skin infection. It turned out to be an infection alright. Herpes. FML

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Today, I got a call from Red Cross about the blood donation I gave last week. They informed me that I have Hepatitis C. FML

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Today, my mom yelled at me for taking too long at a job interview, and that it was a waste of her time to drive me to it. I just quit my job, moved away from my boyfriend and the coast to help take care of her in Idaho. FML

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Today, while practicing a song in choir, I got a boner. Trying to cover it up, I tried sitting down. My choir teacher got mad and made me stand in front of the whole class. FML

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Today, I tried asking a guy I like on a date. He turned me down, saying that I "seem like a nice person and all", but after seeing those reality shows on truTV, he "would rather not date a Russian. No offense, though." FML

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Today, I wanted to take a bubble bath with the jets in the bath that I haven't used in years. When I got in, it took me a while to realize that the jets had squirted out slime and a family of unidentifiable bugs that have probably been living there for years. FML

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