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Today, I met a really hot guy at a bar. We talked for a while and really seemed to hit it off. We ended up going to my apartment. He stopped and said, "Clean up this mess and maybe we could do something another time." I am a complete neat freak - my apartment had been robbed and trashed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (78111) - you deserved it (3295)

On 04/26/2009 at 1:40am - intimacy - by hopeless1 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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