Today, I met a really hot guy at a bar. We talked for a while and really seemed to hit it off. We ended up going to my apartment. He stopped and said, "Clean up this mess and maybe we could do something another time." I am a complete neat freak - my apartment had been robbed and trashed. FML
I agree, your life sucks (73903) - you totally deserved it (2830)
On 04/26/2009 at 1:40am - intimacy - by hopeless1 (woman) - United States (Illinois)
(0)That really sucks, but he should have waited if you were robbed.
Not a true guy imo, find someone better.
(0)Why would you bring someone you don't know to your bed you Slutty Whore
#94 - On 05/27/2010 at 11:52pm by Youdumbidiot
(0)i dont think guy's actually care if the girl is messy cause trust me guy's are more messy, plus if he got you to actually let him come to your home he was looking for sex why would any guy delay that?
maybe its a good way to trick you into not wanting to see you again lol.
#3 - On 04/26/2009 at 10:08am by tobusy2chat247
(+2)cockblocked by a robber.
never heard that one before
#4 - On 04/26/2009 at 10:11am by JohnFR33M4N
(0)This is a true FML... not only did you get robbed, but the guy ditched you instead of helping you out :o
(0)#8: you are a troll, you want someone to spark a fight with you. Jack ass,
That freaking sucks.
#10 - On 04/26/2009 at 10:34am by ohhhhshizzz
(0)hahaha. you got ur shit stolen and didn't get laid...good night ay?
#12 - On 04/26/2009 at 10:54am by DizzyDemon0
(0)Lol the last one wasn't sexist but I've never heard the first one. It's absolutely hilarious!
Here are a couple of other good sexist jokes:
What should you do if your wife is not in the kitchen?
- Tighten her chains
Whose fault is it if you run over your wife?
- Your fault for driving in the kitchen
#88 - On 06/28/2009 at 3:11pm by divineinstrument
(0)wow, that really sucks,
did you try telling him that you were robbed?
i hope you didn't lose anything too valuable.
(0)and #3, guys might actually care.
i am a girl and i have a messier room then my 16 year old pot head brother,
some guys do care.
(0)hahaha #8 & 13 although dead baby jokes arent sexist, just funny
but @OP that really sucks this is probably one of the most fyl-ish stories ive ever heard
#19 - On 04/26/2009 at 11:41am by look_its_me
(0)Oooh ouch, but yeah I'm sorry to everyone who said otherwise, a lot of guys do care. Although I have to say wouldn't maybe the TV missing and things being upside down tip him off that just maybe your apartment wasn't always that bad?
(0)Dang, FYL. Though I think if you had just been robbed you would have more important things to do than take a guy to bed... like call the police and check your valuables. You can always call the guy later and explain, if he's that important.
(0)Uh, to me it sounds like he meant "It looks like you have to do some cleaning up, so I guess that means no sex for me!"
That he didn't help you clean makes him a douchebag though. But what did you expect picking up guys at bars? "Really hot guys" don't need to hang around bars to get sex, unless they have some severe character flaw.
(0)sounds like he is pretty high maintenance anyway. not many guys would give up nookie cuz of a mess.
(0)I hope that you could explain to him that you were robbed. Then, he'd be able to say, "I met this really cute guy/girl in a bar and went over to his/her apt. to hook up. The apartment looked like a mess and I basically told him/her taht they needed to clean up first. Then, he/she told me they'd been robbed and I looked like a jackass. FLM."
#26 - On 04/26/2009 at 12:26pm by TryToBeKind
(0)#27 most thieves go for small easy to sell things like jewels and walletts. And of course the 3 grams of weed you've got taped to the bottom of your sock drawer
#28 - On 04/26/2009 at 12:45pm by MukyDaCookie
(0)I don't get it... the guy just stormed out of your apartment a second after he said that? I mean, you didn't even have ten seconds to tell him that your apartment isn't usually like that, meaning you were robbed...?
I don't know, sounds kind of odd to me. If it's true then sorry to hear you were robbed, though.
(0)I don't think he was being a jerk, I think he meant it in a polite way and I'm sure he would do something with you another time. I wouldn't want to be in a house that was a mess either. Its not a FYL or a YDI, its not even worth being posted.
#32 - On 04/26/2009 at 1:12pm by liorasaurx3
(0)hahahahaha #4.
poor girl. I hope you find out who did it.
It be really weird if the guy was in on it. freaky twist. haha
#33 - On 04/26/2009 at 1:35pm by fmyoptical
(0)This seems to be saying that he didn't know she got robbed, "I am a complete neat freak - my apartment had been robbed and trashed." Thats her saying "Hey I got robbed, I'm a neat freak really!" And why would she need to say that if he knew she got robbed?
If he didn't know this is a total fake, he should have known from her "OH SHIT! I have to call the police!!!!!"
When someone gets their house robbed thats more important then having sex, so she would have stopped and freaked out not just tried to go along and pretend nothing happened.
(0)That really sucks. I'm sorry you got robbed.
And I'm going to agree that a mess won't deter a man from having sex with you, unless he's a neat freak. I once dragged a guy home from a bar when I was in college (one of my friends I'd been pursuing for months), and you couldn't see my floor. He made fun of my mess, but we still continued to have amazing sex for most of the night.
And that was after a Halloween party. I was dressed as a hobo and he was a hippy... bahaha.
#39 - On 04/26/2009 at 2:52pm by ZuraLasgeon
(0)you took a guy you didnt know to your apartment, he didnt rape or rob you and youre complaing about him? youre lucky to be breathing. dont be so stupid.
(0)#40 Good luck ever finding new friends or a lover for that matter with an attitude like that, everyone you don't know is most likely to rob or rape you? ROFL!
(0)Not sure you want his kind hanging around anyway.
#50 - On 04/26/2009 at 5:54pm by CaptainJellyBean
(0)Not to stereotype, the fellas. But, why would ANY guy, and I mean ANY GUY, pass up an opportunity for sex or a chance @ having sex. (No, offense). And, what is he, a germophobe? Bitch, please. He's retarded.
(0)I'm confused.. If you were robbed wouldn't you be panicking? Therefore the guy would understand and help you out? Its as if you went back to your apartment, just shrugged off the mess and smiled. I wouldve been hysterical if I walked in and saw my apartment like that...
#52 - On 04/26/2009 at 6:18pm by whiterabbit01
(0)tobusy2chat427 and ebbasaur
Grouping humans into a similar personality just because they have something in common (a penis in this case) is beyond moronic on your part. Please open your eyes and realize everyone is their own person and does their own thing based off their own experiences. I can think of tons of situations where I would pass up sex; one of them being having sex with anyone I had just met. And you don't have to be a germaphobe to not enjoy people who keep their belongings scattered across the floor. (I realize the poster isn't like that, but it is what the guy assumed.) And guys and girls both have their dirty ones and clean ones and in between ones. Think before you write something stupid next time.
(0)I hope you told him what you just said/wrote. (The last clause/sentence.)
#54 - On 04/26/2009 at 6:28pm by Funtertaining11
(0)Today, I was bored and decided to make up an FML. Everybody knew I was lying and now I'm going to kill myself. FML.
(0)If this idiot was upset enough by your apartment being a mess that he left without even letting you explain you were robbed, he's not that into you.
(0)you're retarded, why didn't you just tell him the situation or go to his place
#61 - On 04/26/2009 at 8:38pm by generals277
(0)It was a conspiracy see, the hot guy was in on it, he was the distraction while his lackies moved in to rob you...j/k :P
Yes, FYL indeed.
(0)Well, here's another whorish FML.
Seriously. what's with all the "I met this guy/girl at a bar and brought him/her back and slept with them, then something went wrong"
...
-sigh-
(0)Yeah the guy's such a jerk right everyone? Forget that the girls trying to sleep with him moments after they met. WHOOOOOOOORE.
#65 - On 04/26/2009 at 10:08pm by worstlifevuh
(0)omg i just read #8 after i already made a comment
(SpliffyMcBlunt) incase the numbers change again
LMFAO totally awesome.
(0)I call shenanigans on this one. If your place had been robbed, you would have gone in and been shocked and freaking out. Unless he was reacting to your freaking out after being robbed, in which case he's a dick.
(0)So your apartment was robbed, but your worried about a guy you met at a bar?
#71 - On 04/27/2009 at 4:47pm by baldfatman
(0)I feel bad for you not because of the sex thing, but because of the apartment being trashed. That sucks, dude. I'd be pissed.
Grossness isn't a gender-specific factor. Some people are just really fucking nasty and will defend it to the death. I have no idea why people can't just clean their shit up.
#72 - On 04/27/2009 at 6:15pm by lunchmeat317
(0)I wouldn't sleep with that prick anyway. He sounds like a self-pretentious asshole
#76 - On 04/28/2009 at 3:13pm by Anonymous485
(0)That freakin' sucks but still incredibly funny. Thanks for the laugh. :)
#81 - On 04/30/2009 at 12:33pm by damnedlife
(0)Like others, I would be more upset that my apartment was robbed.
#82 - On 04/30/2009 at 3:34pm by patray_angel
(0)FYL for apartment being robbed. Feel for ya.
Stop generalizing all guys as horny tards who want sex no matter what. Makes the rest of us look bad.
(0)Maybe if he wasn't a complete stranger at a bar he'd care about you and not your apartment. Or be understanding at the very least.
(0)This is fake, no guy would turn down sex because your house is messy unless he was trying to get away from you. In which case why would he have come to your place in the first place?
(0)they made a twix commercial out of a situation like this!!
are you getting royalties?
cuz you should.
FYL and im sorry this had to happen :(
#89 - On 07/07/2009 at 9:57pm by oddoneout64
