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Today, I met a really hot guy at a bar. We talked for a while and really seemed to hit it off. We ended up going to my apartment. He stopped and said, "Clean up this mess and maybe we could do something another time." I am a complete neat freak - my apartment had been robbed and trashed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (91417) - you deserved it (4718)

On 04/26/2009 at 1:40am - intimacy - by hopeless1 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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cockblocked by a robber.
never heard that one before

#4 - On 04/26/2009 at 10:11am by JohnFR33M4N

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That really sucks, but he should have waited if you were robbed.

Not a true guy imo, find someone better.

#2 - On 04/26/2009 at 10:08am by 24788

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