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Today, I found my favorite stuffed animal I had as a child in the trash bin. I took it out to find that it felt wet and smelt funny. Apparently, my younger brother cut a hole in the butt of it and used it to masturbate. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50107) - you deserved it (3475)

On 09/21/2010 at 6:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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nasty

#1 - On 09/21/2010 at 8:19pm by bigsc

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oh Jesus! This kid in my class did the sane thing in 6th grade, except all his friends walked in on him fucking it hahahah

#3 - On 09/21/2010 at 8:22pm by Mirelly13

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