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Today, I walked in on my dad touching his knob, in the kitchen, while cooking. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26739) - you deserved it (2611)

On 09/20/2010 at 10:58am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

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