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Today, I discovered that my husband is a tad paranoid after finding out that our cat has worms. He and I were in the middle of sharing a romantic shower following something of a dry spell when he bent over, spread his cheeks apart and asked, in earnest, "is there a worm sticking out of my ass?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25815) - you deserved it (2266)

On 09/06/2010 at 12:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

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