Today, I discovered that my husband is a tad paranoid after finding out that our cat has worms. He and I were in the middle of sharing a romantic shower following something of a dry spell when he bent over, spread his cheeks apart and asked, in earnest, "is there a worm sticking out of my ass?" FML

by Anonymous / 09/06/2010 at 12:20am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy

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  • Ehhhhh....disturbing on a very high level....

    #1 - On 09/06/2010 at 6:14am by Mirorbo

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  • Ask him to bend over so you can get a better look, then shove a dildo deep inside. Or better yet, get out the strap-on like the FML a few days back.

    #7 - On 09/06/2010 at 6:24am by FYLDeep

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