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Today, my girlfriend of a year and I had sex for the first time in several weeks due to relationship problems; I came in less than 10 seconds. We're still having problems. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17480) - you deserved it (19051)

On 08/20/2010 at 5:51am - intimacy - by pathetic (man) - United States (Nevada)

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haha fhl

#4 - On 08/20/2010 at 1:10pm by jacketfootball

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Well, of course you're going to come really quickly if you haven't had sex in several weeks...

#27 - On 08/20/2010 at 1:24pm by nerdsgetmehot

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