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Today, my girlfriend of a year and I had sex for the first time in several weeks due to relationship problems; I came in less than 10 seconds. We're still having problems. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21852) - you deserved it (26542)

On 08/20/2010 at 5:51am - intimacy - by pathetic (man) - United States (Nevada)

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I feel so sorry for your girl. You need to beat it more often -_-

#13 - On 08/20/2010 at 1:13pm by DisturbedCupcake

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u can fix that. just wack off and stop right before u cum. l

#10 - On 08/20/2010 at 1:12pm by oldenuff2party

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