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Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44312) - you deserved it (3392)

On 08/12/2010 at 8:02am - intimacy - by ScarredEars - United States

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eww

#1 - On 08/12/2010 at 1:16pm by thriceforme

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you should have started farting, nothing kills the mood like a wet fart.

#11 - On 08/12/2010 at 1:22pm by rlerke

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