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Today, my boyfriend of three months texted me saying he loves me. I excitedly started texting back, "I love you too." Before I even got done, he messaged again saying, "Can you send a pic of your tits to me now?" FML

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On 07/24/2010 at 1:23am - intimacy - by luvlessbootycall (woman) - United States (California)

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should have texted back "sure baby! hold on ;)" then find a pic of hairy balls on google and send that

#10 - On 07/24/2010 at 7:00am by rockr_chick

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Leave the motherfucker.

#7 - On 07/24/2010 at 6:54am by allmidnighteyes

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