Today, I went to my boyfriend's house. Expecting to get a little action, I was surprised to find that he had fallen asleep while I was showering. I spent my night watching television and browsing the internet while he snored. Loudly. FML

by Ugh... / 07/20/2010 at 4:15am / United States (Maryland) / Intimacy

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  • boo hoo!! I'm tired of these whiny FMLs about stuff that isn't even that bad.

    #4 - On 07/20/2010 at 9:59am by schwancy

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  • Wake him up with a blowjob. No guy can sleep through that.

    #13 - On 07/20/2010 at 10:10am by perdix

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