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Today, I went to my boyfriend's house. Expecting to get a little action, I was surprised to find that he had fallen asleep while I was showering. I spent my night watching television and browsing the internet while he snored. Loudly. FML
boo hoo!! I'm tired of these whiny FMLs about stuff that isn't even that bad.
Wake him up with a blowjob. No guy can sleep through that.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 24 October 2014