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Today, I decided to buy my Chinese Studies professor a gift from Taiwan. So I bought her a mini-Taiwanese passport that said "Republic of China" on it. As it turns out, it was actually a two-pack of travel condoms. FML

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you couldn't tell?

#1 - On 07/14/2010 at 1:06pm by yourlifesucksyui

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She was probably disappointed that all you offered her were mini-condoms. Doesn't say much about what you're packing.

Next time, visit Texas and bring her back some of our local condoms. You may not live up to that "everything's bigger in Texas" slogan, but it pays to advertise ;)

#71 - On 07/14/2010 at 2:02pm by perdix

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