Today, I was eating chips with my father. After I finished eating a chip I felt something between my teeth, It was pubic hair. I soon realized my dad was scratching his testicles while eating chips. FML
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Today, I was eating chips with my father. After I finished eating a chip I felt something between my teeth, It was pubic hair. I soon realized my dad was scratching his testicles while eating chips. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML
Today, I saw my dad pick his teeth with a toothpick from a new box. He ate the food he got out of his teeth and put the toothpick back. FML
Today, I was eating a packet of chips while watching TV. I saw a crumb on the table in front of me, so without thinking I picked it up and ate it. It wasn't a crumb. It was a tick. FML
Today, I came home with a friend to find my mom scratching my dad's butt with a fork. FML
Today, on his way out of our apartment, my roommate's friend reached over and grabbed a handful of my popcorn. I was only mildly annoyed, until a little later, when I pulled out from between my teeth what could only have been a pubic hair. FML
Today, I was eating nacho chips with my nieces when I started to feel that some were wet. I look at my niece and notice she was sucking on the chips, and putting them back in the bag. FML
Today, my dad was on the couch and I sat down next to him. As I was reading a text message, I saw my dad's fat stomach sticking out so I patted it. After the first two pats, I realized I was patting in the wrong place. I patted the family jewels. FML
Today, I watched in horror as my dad picked up a dead centipede, placed it on his tongue, and then swallowed it. FML
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allmidnighteyes 10
lawl. pubechip.
mama2b3 20
hahahaha u ate ur fathers ball hair!!
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Comments (222)
allmidnighteyes 10
lawl. pubechip.
LoganBballin16 0
is ur dad like one of those old men who sit in a chair with there legs really wide with shots on and there balls hang out of the shorts? lol if so then u should no better than to eat anything with him hahah all guys like that are always scratching themselves D: hahah fyl!!
kidsanchez1 4
guess who do you mean un born baby bro or sis
ban_anaa 0
ewww D: i think i would of barfed.
kidsanchez1 4
21 what would you barf at fathers pubic hair or you seeing your dad scratch his privates and still puts his hand in popcorn
polski_girl 0
urmm 17 ... babies don't come from pubes you know, right?
ke59100 1
ew that's ****** up! Its bad enough you had to eat a pube let alone your on fathers pube!
priscilla_28 5
Eww your father is digusting! No offense. Reminds me of my aunt... She used to hand us our food while scratching down there. :|
kidsanchez1 4
26 were saying what if the father was like premature or just wacking it
polski_girl 0
Oh right, but it says scratching, not jacking off over the chips?! lol
ban_anaa 0
25- definitely both. yuck :P
Raleigh_bruh 7
Lol. #31, what the hell?
paigeatsflesh 11
MMMMMM. I WANT SOME!
kidsanchez1 4
Raleigh read the top
imaginaryvoice 18
lmao polski girl, both your comments made me laugh out loud. Thank you for making my day. :)
paigeatsflesh 11
MMM, can I has some?(:
kidsanchez1 4
47 lol that's nastya
kidsanchez1 4
nasty*
zachmaciel 0
dumbass
paigeatsflesh 11
SARCASM(: NAF of pubechips.
Raleigh_bruh 7
Pretty hair ^
Raleigh_bruh 7
Uhmm, why is my comment here 0.o Commenting bug......
paigeatsflesh 11
hahaha lamee
Raleigh_bruh 7
Pretty hair, Paige. :P
StoryOfTheYear 14
well it appeared in a good place anyways, I'm out foe teh nite good night fml
tonganstyle61 0
should have flossed wit it
polski_girl 0
:D why thank you 45, I do my best!
priscilla_28 5
You have very pretty eyes aswell Paige :)
polski_girl 0
^^ agreed :)
SarahBearXoX 0
agreed too but this is so something that would happen to shanaynay (: x
OwNowBrownCow 0
shanaynay as in Shane Dawson shanaynay?
pertained 12
I just vomed abit there.
Basiil 0
wth! LOL
lololol247 0
Ewww WTF you know that's the hair that mixes with OP's moms pubescent as well whn OP's parents get it on... and what happens if OP's dad is the non-showering type. Crusty dried piss crumbling into the chips *shudders*
crazykunuklildoo 0
wholly jesus
beeship321 5
what other Shanaynay do u know?
Blame_The_Dog 0
26- you ma'm are wrong. I gave my girlfriend a pube for her b-day and a couple weeks later she told me he was pregnant, no we have not had sex so HA.
liveitup1247 0
was ur dad naked wwn u were wit him?!? eww thts gross
comedychick 1
that's freakin disgusting
FMLcommenterGIRL 0
95- that not possible unless it had cum all over it. think about it. and maybe look up how that kinda stuff happens.
lololol247 0
AHAHA 95, you gave your girlfriend pubes for her birthday? LOL that should be an FML. "Today, my boyfriend surprised me with a cutely wrapped mystery box for my birthday. I opened it and found two curly black hairs. They were his pubes. FML" Hahahaha omg someone please submit that xD
zinabie 0
I moderated this :) eww that's realyyy nasty D:
Clare420 0
this is a gross FML
Hockeylover87_71 0
..... ... ...... ....... ..wwwwhhhhhaaaaaatttttt???? that's nasty...
Dejavux187 0
haha
imaginaryvoice 18
lmao 113, win. But that doesn't make sense. Even if the Pune you gave your girlfriend was covered in cum, it couldn't possibly get her pregnant unless she decided to shove it up her ******. And if that's what happened, may I say, you guys are one ****** up couple.
leadrunner751 3
dad win. what a great example(:
JuroBear 0
Have sex with his wife!
suitkace 5
If he had sex with his wife, that would mean he was having sex with his mom. That wouldn't even make sense...
minihoodehoo 0
NEW chips with floss
skittles88 0
#21 u have such bad grammer!!
Daisyrenee02 0
agreed!
TaNmKm 0
I am completely dismayed by that... Yuck! :-|
Anthonyemolove 0
YDI 4 haveing a dad with hairy nutts
Anthonyemolove 0
Did you like the taste?
PatrickLikesMilk 0
Pubes don't come off that easily. You'd have to like rip them out.
hghiPigh 0
it's spelled "grammar"
h2sforlife 0
we bet u do
nirvanafan980 0
that's freaking nasty
Vincanety 0
I love you too page
mama2b3 20
hahahaha u ate ur fathers ball hair!!
lololol247 0
Thank you captain obvious.
goonie85 0
I'm fairly certain that's pretty much what the FML said.... Very productive indeed.
hghiPigh 0
I'm pretty certain you added nothing witty or productive. if your purpose was to show off some sign of intelligence, I'm afraid you failed :(
nirvanafan980 0
lmao
Nena713 0
That's disturbing
sexirene 0
that's really gross
Daisyrenee02 0
agreed!
Raleigh_bruh 7
Your dad is either very crafty, or you're just unattentive. Either way, Fyl.
FFML_314 11
I just threw up in my mouth. Thank you OP that is exactly what I needed to put my ass to sleep.
noidea06 7
You're reading FMLs. You really think you're not gonna see sickening things on here?
Asstazztic 8
That is just sick o_O
Dejavux187 0
He was dipping the chips for you lol
RubberDelight 0
looks like you are on chatroulette xD
allanaskye 0
are you a boy?
summerlove333 0
op that is just grossa
frogdog 0
would that count for flossing?
bassdredd 2
how did you know it was a pubic hair right off the bat? wtf have you seen your dad's pubes before? ...lmao...
sourgirl101 28
lol-Little black curly hair. Some how, you could tell what it is. Op- God knows what other nasty things were on his hands, yuck!