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Today, I was eating chips with my father. After I finished eating a chip I felt something between my teeth, It was pubic hair. I soon realized my dad was scratching his testicles while eating chips. FML


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On 06/24/2010 at 8:14pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

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lawl. pubechip.

#1 - On 06/25/2010 at 3:23am by allmidnighteyes

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hahahaha u ate ur fathers ball hair!!

#2 - On 06/25/2010 at 3:23am by mama2b3

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