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Today, I had the good fortune of finding a seat on the bus, not the norm in Peru. Several minutes after sitting down, I felt something on my shoulder. Thinking it was a hand, I turned my head to look. I came face to face with a dirty man's crotch, it was his erection resting on my shoulder. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (152359) - you deserved it (8404)

On 04/17/2009 at 9:19pm - intimacy - by gringa_Peru (woman) - Peru (Lima)

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even dicks need a place to rest.

#4 - On 04/18/2009 at 3:19am by nodbor

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How could anyone possibly say that you deserved this? FYL indeed.

#5 - On 04/18/2009 at 3:19am by Narsh

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