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Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted me to be her first and last...with plenty of people in between. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (64938) - you deserved it (5161)

On 02/22/2009 at 10:10am - intimacy - by Charles (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

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hahaha, what the fuck? who says that?

#1 - On 02/22/2009 at 2:13pm by x

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That hardly made sense, but still-thats sucks. Hey, If she is insensitive enough to cheat on you behind your back, she doesnt deserve to have someone that loves her. Im here for you, buddy...TT_TT

#4 - On 02/22/2009 at 2:16pm by CanadAssassiN

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