By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 05:09 - United States

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Today, while at my mom's birthday dinner, I started to pretend to drum with one hand, using my left leg as the drums. Everybody stared at me and started to yell. Now they all think I was masturbating. FML
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iliketurdles 7

That's the best cover story for mastetbuting I have heard.. I may use it in the future :D

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mexipunker 0

Mom: No masterbating at the table young man, now finish your peas. Son: Yes mommy.

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luvzit 0

umm weren't you?? someone got a little bored.. OCD!!

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CrAzYyYyYy 0

your right boob looks waaaay bigger than your left boob...

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ifyouseekamy666 0

27- thank you! see? I'm not the only one who thinks so bitch

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mylifesucksserio 15

I don't really see the problem with them lol

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jellyybeans 5

oooh where's vestfold? *o* ahaha and also, lmfao at luvzit. your profile made me laugh.

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syddyb 0

her face must be ugly.

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jewban 3

yal bitches are just jealous of her big ****. girls who usualy bitch about other girls showing their **** on FML are probably just jealous bitches.

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macskapingvin 0

Wow, that is one hell of a conclusion to jump to.

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iliketurdles 7

That's the best cover story for mastetbuting I have heard.. I may use it in the future :D

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bladomas 2

learn spelling #7, and the OP YDI

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BDTM 0

mastetbuting is a word? When I first tried typing it it autocorrected to masturbating

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iliketurdles 7

I meant to say I was hoping for it to auto correct me. This is what happens when you go on FML at work, you look an idiot.

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solegit 0

You look LIKE an idiot. You do not look an idiot.

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janzup77 0

how is that even masterbating. fail. FYL

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