By RustyRuski - 29/12/2013 22:58 - United States - Greenwood

Today, my boyfriend told me that we need to talk. I think he dumped me, but I'm not sure, because he muttered it in Russian and quickly left. FML
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heygirlie777 21

Sounds like he got Russian out the door pretty quick...

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Nordrag 26

thats probably easier said than done if when he said they needed to talk he acted the way he did.

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JesterJosh 5

He probably had to take a shit and ran off and pulled an Elvis. Not really but I did crack a laugh at that image.

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sirpantselot 22

11, talking about things is the only thing that isn't easier said than done.

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Nasir_Jones 12

Maybe he told you he is gay... Which in turn would be a away of dumping you. Sorry OP.

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heygirlie777 21

Sounds like he got Russian out the door pretty quick...

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Damian95 16

He probably had to go back to his mother.

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oj101 33

Haha, reminds me of the joke I posted before. Guy: Yo, I'm Hungary Friend: Why don't you Czech the fridge? Guy: Ok i'm Russian to the fridge Friend: Hmm... maybe you'll find some Turkey there Guy: Yeah I have some but it's covered in a layer of Greece. YUCK! Friend: Ew, there is Norway you are eating that!

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kaytasha 18

Talk to him, it probably will turn out to be not what you thought!

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Wheelman2178 18

Do you know how it's pronounced? I could tell you what he said if you do.

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challan 19

Vashi zhenskiye roli pakhnut' ikroy.

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ImAFaker 29

-_- Not sure if joking or real answer.

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Sports_guy3 28

I know it's not funny when you don't use proper grammar.

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challan 19

#33 I said... your female parts smell like caviar. (I'm guessing that's what he muttered.)

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nina739 10

know and but happy? stop being funny ass

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challan 19

Well Op, lots of Russian mail order brides and grooms left. Get yourself a bigger and better one.

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cypherwars 15

so, it can choke OP to death? No thank you. :D

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Dt33345 13

Put words into google translate, and find out what he said using the weird speaking part of it, although it might not be completely accurate.

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ashalayx 13

how do you know it was russian lol

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challan 19

Put the crack pipe down, and step away from the comments. Thank you.

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FlyingPie 17

In Soviet Russia, you dump your boyfriend! Oh wait, that can happen here too..

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gracehi 31

I thought in Soviet Russia, boyfriend dumps you.

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dachayke 16

In Soviet Russia, you can send another guy a comrade request on stachebook.

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