Today, my married friend decided to confess his love for me to... - FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2018 14:26

Today, my married friend decided to confess his love for me to my dog. While I was sitting in the same room. I don’t feel the same, but I start a new job where I have to work with him 6 days a week. To make things worse, I’m friends with his wife too. FML

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Emma Marshall 19

Thursday 20 September 2018 11:32

Ignore it. If he keeps talking about it tell the wife. Record it so you have proof ha

BurnInDemonFire 33

Friday 21 September 2018 6:05

Confess that you only see him as a friend, he's putting you in an awkward situation, and he needs to focus on his marriage to your dog. Even if he isn't in the same room as you at the time, because your dog will like the attention.

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Emma Marshall 19

Thursday 20 September 2018 11:32

Ignore it. If he keeps talking about it tell the wife. Record it so you have proof ha

BurnInDemonFire 33

Friday 21 September 2018 6:05

Confess that you only see him as a friend, he's putting you in an awkward situation, and he needs to focus on his marriage to your dog. Even if he isn't in the same room as you at the time, because your dog will like the attention.

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