By KN - 25/06/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to go give my boss a high five for a job well done. I missed his hand and accidentally slapped his ass on the way down. FML
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Snazaza 0

what kind of position was he in for you to give him a high five and you slap his butt?

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anniesaysbueno 0

haha "accidentally" sure that's what they all say. don't be surprised if he calls you into his office later for a "private meeting"

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Snazaza 0

what kind of position was he in for you to give him a high five and you slap his butt?

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black4wolf 0

#1 FINALLY!!! #1 Post! And did you get a boner?

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4bbaf9d3caaa8f84 20

exactly what I was thinking. to the OP, did you high five him from behind?

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lawlfyl 0

No, silly. You're number 13.

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easylazy 0

You know some people enjoy being slapped in the butt In a country in eastern South Dakota, they have a ritual where they slap each other's asses naked with sponges and dance the conga to Mexican rap music

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kcmcg09 0

did u kno if u look at someones elbow while giving them a high five u never miss?!?!

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easylazy 0

Did you know that if someone is spacing out then you can lick their elbows without them realizing??? (But they have to be wearing short sleeves)

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just_google_it 0

#51 is right. You have to be pretty well inebriated or terribly clumsy to miss a high five watching the elbow. In my own experience it works nearly 100% of the time. google it.

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digitaljunky 5

#36 .... Story of your life huh?

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coldplaylive2003 0

How is his hand near his ass? I bet you did it on purpose

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bestnameright 14

They were probably walking do went it came down to normal position...

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pinkster2014 25

Yeah... OP should've just controlled his arm as it went down instead of allowing it to go down full force in a free fall

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blumpkin69 0

you're turning gay, you subconsciously slapped his ass :/

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Uvula 0

Thats funny but it might have looked on purpose!

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anniesaysbueno 0

haha "accidentally" sure that's what they all say. don't be surprised if he calls you into his office later for a "private meeting"

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xMugZee 0

that sucks. Is your boss a female? haha

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TheLetterZero 7

The OP refers to his boss as a he, so no.

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Stoffer69 0

You must have been swinging your hand pretty damn hard! Did you leave a hand shaped bruise on his ass?

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