Today I decided to burn sage in my house to cleanse the environment....

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By "INDYSTRUCTABLE" - 20/04/2017 22:33 - United States - West Orange

Today I decided to burn sage in my house to cleanse the environment. somewhere between ahh and oh no the sage started to smell like burnt cigarettes. I've been trying to get the smell out for hours with no luck. so much for cleansing, fml.

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Thursday 17 August 2017 1:16

hey OP here! I didn't realize this ever got posted. however I remember the stinky sage. it last for dayyyyssssss....

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