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Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (696071) - you deserved it (55852)

On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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O holy. That must've been REALLY awkward. There's no way you would've known she was dead! You don't deserve that! FYL. =(

#1 - On 04/14/2009 at 4:21am by sumoneoverthere

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That is terrible...I hope for the best for that lady's family.

#7 - On 04/14/2009 at 4:24am by DisturbedDriver

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