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Today, I took the bus to work and a sweet old lady got on after me and sat next to me. Halfway to work, she fell asleep and her head was on my shoulder. Trying to be nice, I gently tried to wake her up before my stop came. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

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On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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O holy. That must've been REALLY awkward. There's no way you would've known she was dead! You don't deserve that! FYL. =(

#1 - On 04/14/2009 at 4:21am by sumoneoverthere

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That's not funny.. at all. She could be someones gramma.

#5 - On 04/14/2009 at 4:23am by circayouandme

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