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Today, I went to the hospital to get my ingrown toenail removed. The doctors put me on a little surgery table and told me to relax. They then injected anesthetic into my toe four times and used a pair of scissors to slowly cut through my nail. Only, the anesthetic hadn't started to work just yet. FML

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On 02/20/2010 at 10:13am - health - by papertrains (woman) - Singapore

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I've had this done 3 times, both feet (first time didn't take). Every time, they did the exact same thing. F$%king hurts, eh?

#5 - On 02/20/2010 at 5:26pm by S1CKLY

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ouch! I've had the same thing and it hurts!!!

#28 - On 02/20/2010 at 5:44pm by penorwood

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