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Today, my two favorite things in the world are Pizza and Beer... I now discover I have Celiac and can't have either. FML


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On 12/30/2008 at 5:41am - health - by - Sent from mobile version

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You can have rice beer too mate, it's not that bad at all

#1 - On 02/06/2009 at 4:23pm by double0jesus

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Me too, dude.
you cannot drink bud light, unless your condition is mild.
I went through two years of eating shit, so here's some good brands:
the best pasta is made by Tinkyada, find it at Whole Foods.
the best bread will be homemade, so get a bread machine, and Pamela's is the best, buy online.
the best cookie is homemade from cookie dough mix, 365 is the brand, at Whole Foods.
pizza is iffy everywhere, there are no really good homemade brands, and restaurants are varied, I found amazing places where I live in Colorado, but can't help you much.
Look at the bright side, it makes you a LOT healthier, although you're kind of FORCED to be. Good Luck.

#17 - On 03/07/2009 at 10:56pm by comedicreliever

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