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Today, I scratched my cornea and have to wear a large bandage covering my eye. I'm off today, but i'll probably have to wear it to school tomorrow. FML

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#1 - On 02/05/2009 at 9:07am by jz

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Don't be a weenie. My friend got a paper cut on her eye and is now partially color blind.

#8 - On 03/11/2009 at 3:33pm by StephanieSays

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