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Today, I was ecstatic after spending the night with my longtime crush, when he told me he felt something. I poured my heart and soul out to him, confessing my love for him too. Unfortunately, he was referring to a lump in my left breast, which I now need to get checked out. FML

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On 01/24/2010 at 1:12pm - health - by LadyLump (woman) - United States (California)

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My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely lady lumps... Check it out!

#1 - On 01/24/2010 at 5:12pm by allmidnighteyes

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Well he was feeling your boob up. That's a good sign I suppose.

#4 - On 01/24/2010 at 5:19pm by namnams

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