[fr]
[it]
[es2]
[tr]
[de]
[ru]
[se]

Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

Today, my teacher compared the female reproductive system to Shrek's head. Never again will I be able to watch the movies. FML

#7340967 (135)

I agree, your life sucks (16518) - you deserved it (2352)

On 01/14/2010 at 4:56pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

More FMLs?

Anonymous's life also sucks
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing "we're through fat slob" on my forehead whilst I was asleep in...

Anonymous's life also sucks
Today, I was dissecting a pig for my anatomy class. The smell of four day-old dead pig caused me to faint. My...

light_talker also deserved it
Today, I got my cell phone bill. I pay for 700 minutes per month. I used 9 last month....

Comments

Loading...

Comments

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!