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By Anonymous - 14/01/2010 21:56 - United States

Today, my teacher compared the female reproductive system to Shrek's head. Never again will I be able to watch the movies. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2016 00:33 - United States - Newton Center

Today, my daughter had a vocabulary assignment. She had to find five new words in books and movies. She was watching Shrek, so her first word was "thong". FML

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By kal - 28/02/2012 21:03 - United States

Today, in bio class, we were studying the reproductive system. I don't like talking about this stuff, and I twitched every time my teacher said "penis" or "vagina." When I told my family, they laughed and kept repeating those words just to see me twitch. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2015 19:05 - United States - Brandon

Today, my brother was doing an extremely annoying Shrek impression, so I turned the TV on in a desperate attempt to drown him out. You'll never guess what movie was on. FML

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Nice recommendation, thanks!

By Anonymous - 19/01/2024 07:00 - Canada - Halifax

Today, I watched a movie my old teacher recommended me. She was one of my favourite teachers. I saw the title, opened it, and found out that the premise is racist towards my ethnic group. She marked me harshly. FML

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By sciencenat - 14/01/2016 06:36 - France - V?lizy-villacoublay

Today, as a natural science teacher, I was drawing a uterus on the class chalkboard. One of my students started messing around and being noisy, so I shouted, "Be quiet and check out my uterus!" FML

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By Brastro - 07/04/2009 11:46 - Ireland

Today, we were at the end of our surfing trip watching a photo montage. A picture popped up of an ugly girl surfing so I shouted out "I didn't know Shrek could surf". The room went very quiet. "Shrek" was sitting beside me. FML

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By biggmouth - 26/03/2009 22:44 - United States

Today, my teacher was giving a lecture about human genetics and how they are passed on to children. She projected a large picture of a baby on to the screen in the front of the room. I then joked about how this ugly baby must have some very unattractive parents. It was her baby. FML

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By riiiighhhttttt - 05/08/2013 05:38 - United States - Laurel

Today, I actually had to explain to my sister that Shrek was not in fact based on a true story. She replied that I'm a "clueless twat". FML

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By that girl has a beard - 04/08/2015 07:33 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2013 19:45 - United States - Piscataway

Today, we had to re-live sex ed in my college biology class. Unlike in middle school, nobody giggled incessantly. However, the guy sitting next to me stared at me intensely for nearly the whole three hour lecture. FML

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spazztcat16 0

Friday 15 January 2010 2:18

neither will I.... oh god

IsaacYorkHawk 0

Friday 15 January 2010 2:29

Wow. If she is a woman, I feel sorry for her husband. Must be a disaster down there.

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jessxoxo28 5

Friday 15 January 2010 2:30

LMAO!!!!!!! oh god, thats so funny, but disturbing at the same time.... ewwww, i cant look at shrek the same way anymore now that u posted this fml

KMtheDrummer 6

Saturday 25 February 2012 5:33

CANNOT BE UNSEEN

wh4t3v3R 0

Friday 15 January 2010 2:32

Hahaha, I would love to see how this is explained. Then watch all the movies! Can we get a follow up OP? I just can't find the comparison myself.

LeverPuller 5

Monday 18 January 2010 3:42

http://www.broadlandrfc.com/legacy/Lookalikes_files/shrek.jpg http://www.metalsucks.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/uterus.jpg Yeah.

neko_ceko 3

Friday 15 January 2010 2:33

Of course it's a fml, he can't never watch **** again lol

gmc_blossom 21

Thursday 30 December 2010 2:20

Instead of using a double negative and saying Can Not Never and making it sound as if he can ever, here are a couple of suggestions to use instead: Can't ever or Can never. Sorry about this. I'm not trying to be a "grammar Nazi" or anything, just double negatives are my biggest pet peeves.

lainzilla 14

Friday 15 January 2010 2:34

this isn't an fml, now you have an excuse never to watch Shrek again :O

emokat666 0

Friday 15 January 2010 2:38

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahaahaah

Darkhumor 0

Friday 15 January 2010 2:38

man up, wuss. YDI for having a weak stomach

pwincessa23 1

Friday 15 January 2010 2:40

Well then don't watch them, mature a little bit more and stop complaining....

ensemble_coeur 0

Friday 15 January 2010 2:40

i don't think not being able to watch shrek again is a really important thing.

PunxsatownyPhil 0

Friday 15 January 2010 2:42

Ovaries are like Onions. Onions have layers. Wait, what?

CallMeHush 0

Friday 15 January 2010 10:17

Better out than in...

PunxsatownyPhil 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 18:23

Haha nice.

perdix 29

Friday 15 January 2010 2:42

I'll never be able to look at Mike Myers the same again.

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