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Today, I asked my mom if she thought I looked skinny in my shorts. She jiggled my leg fat, looked up at me and walked away. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8851) - you deserved it (15431)

On 01/09/2010 at 12:36am - health - by Ashy104 (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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Why would you wear shorts when it's freezing anyway?

And, I feel like I'm repeating myself, but when your thighs are relaxed, they always jiggle unless you're only skin and bones.

#1 - On 01/09/2010 at 6:31am by lettertjes

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Before all the people who have never touched a girl start calling the OP fat; unless if you're horribly anorexic, every girl has more or less fat on their thighs.

#8 - On 01/09/2010 at 7:23am by Taija

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