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Today, I'm in Mexico and am supposed to be skydiving for my Christmas gift. Instead, I'm coming out of the hospital with x-rays, an ankle splint, and a $800 bill because I fell on the bottom step of a flight of stairs. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16378) - you deserved it (2429)

On 01/04/2010 at 12:52pm - health - by Wally (man) - Mexico

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Sounds like you aren't skydiving material anyways.

#11 - On 01/04/2010 at 5:50pm by Ninjaface

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I live in Mexico, it obviously depends on the place you go skydiving, there are profesionals on it, i hate when people talk bas about MExico, when there are good thing here.BTW some nike thing are mada in Mexico.

#33 - On 01/05/2010 at 12:13am by _cexar

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