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Today, after spending the past 4 days asking both my husband and my father-in-law to salt our sidewalk, I slipped on the ice. I hit my head on our concrete stairs. While holding ice on my head, my father-in-law pats my head and says "I'll go get some salt." FML


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On 12/23/2009 at 9:30am - health - by SnowyConcussion (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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Salt it yourself.

Would that be so difficult?

#1 - On 12/23/2009 at 3:30pm by PaperShreds

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Why didn't you salt it for yourself? You think it's more work than constantly bitching about it for four days? YDI.

#2 - On 12/23/2009 at 3:31pm by RatofDeath

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