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Today, I sneezed while brushing my teeth and ended up with toothpaste in my eye. I haven't been able to see for two hours. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27775) - you deserved it (3542)

On 12/06/2009 at 9:03am - health - by lol (woman) - United Kingdom (North East Lincolnshire)

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Use your other eye :)

#1 - On 12/06/2009 at 1:53pm by lwdjaymac

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She used her other eye.

Haven't, btw :)

#7 - On 12/06/2009 at 2:03pm by dianathebeast

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