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Today, I realized that I hadn't shaved in so long that when the wind blew, the hairs on my legs moved in the breeze. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8877) - you deserved it (47616)

On 11/12/2009 at 6:17am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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Wear pants.

#2 - On 11/12/2009 at 2:13pm by flgirlwguitar

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Ok, to everyone saying it's gross, I would just like to say that guys don't shave their legs. I don't either. It's a perfectly natural thing to do, and it's only recently that it's become popular to get rid of hair off your body. (and yes, I do have a boyfriend and he loves me very much, just the way that I am) Aside from that, if you've ever felt a leg that was shaved, but not recently, the hairs are coarse and unpleasant, whereas if you never shave, the hairs are softer and finer and much better feeling.

#13 - On 11/12/2009 at 2:28pm by peaceout314

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