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Today, there was something itching me in my bed, it was the tag to my pillow case. I ripped it off, very hard and slipped and punched myself right in the face. I broke my nose. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18607) - you deserved it (7363)

On 11/06/2009 at 6:37pm - health - by jellybean (woman) - United States

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thats what you get for breaking the law.

#2 - On 11/07/2009 at 2:24am by bringtheheat22

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ive done that with cupboards that are stuck shut!!! feel ur pain... ouchy!!

#9 - On 11/07/2009 at 3:03am by kravitzz1990

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