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Today, there was something itching me in my bed, it was the tag to my pillow case. I ripped it off, very hard and slipped and punched myself right in the face. I broke my nose. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17141) - you deserved it (6891)

On 11/06/2009 at 6:37pm - health - by jellybean (woman) - United States

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