Today, there was something itching me in my bed, it was the tag to my pillow case. I proceeded to rip it off, I pulled very hard and slipped and punched myself right in the face. I broke my nose. FML
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On 11/06/2009 at 6:37pm - health - by jellybean (woman) - United States
AHAHAHA... that's actually fucking great yo.
I'll have to favourite this one.
YDI for not getting the scissors/for caring so much.
#1 - On 11/07/2009 at 2:23am by DameGreyWulf
if you actually read them it says only the consumer can remove that tag its only illegal for the manufacturer to remove the tags.
#7 - On 11/07/2009 at 2:54am by chrisgllgs
Sounds like something I would do, although I don't see how you broke your nose from that... lol. Nosebleeds, maybe. Lots of pain in your nose for awhile... yea... lol >_>
#3 - On 11/07/2009 at 2:25am by dramatic11
HAHHAHAHHA that's funny because you're stupid. Ever heard of this invention called scissors?
#5 - On 11/07/2009 at 2:34am by noshitsherlock
ive done that with cupboards that are stuck shut!!! feel ur pain... ouchy!!
#9 - On 11/07/2009 at 3:03am by kravitzz1990
Why didn't you tuck it into the pillowcase..?
But this FML made me realize that the only pillowcase I've had with a tag was a Winnie the Pooh one years ago.
#10 - On 11/07/2009 at 3:09am by dudeitsdanny
Nobody else is irritated by something "itching" the OP in bed?
Something was scratching you, causing you to itch. If your arm itches, you scratch it, not "itch" it.
Like you lend a cd to a friend, not "borrow" it to them.
Yay for the grammar troll. :D
#18 - On 11/07/2009 at 9:23am by Protoforms_rule
i cant express how happy i am that someone else caught this grammar fuck-up. there IS hope that the world isn't going completely to shit.
#35 - On 11/07/2009 at 5:44pm by lyssalicious
I think there was another FML where someone brought up the misuse of the word, and it started a longgggg argument.
#38 - On 11/08/2009 at 6:55pm by dudeitsdanny
Well, atleast it is better than the dude who cut himself with a spoon. And the people who read the FML who tried to cut themselves with spoons. I suppose I could understand that he had an itch and then went to pull a tag. I've jumped off of things and kneed myself in the face. OP FYL.
just say you got into a fight. or someone hit your face with a door.
don't feel bad. I got a black eye from tripping into a doorknob.
#24 - On 11/07/2009 at 11:29am by xSceneSceneBabyx
Did you follow that left jab with a right hook to the ribs? You probably could have KO'd yourself if you worked a little harder.
#25 - On 11/07/2009 at 11:32am by FerrariCake
If you have a coordination of a 2 year old then don't attempt to do stuff like that. YDI
#28 - On 11/07/2009 at 12:59pm by lostfaithinpppl
haha that happened to me once. The zipper on my backpack got stuck so I pulled really hard and I busted my lip open haha it was really funny..I just laughed it off so I suggest you do the same :)
:P I was pulling off the cap of a pen once and since it was screwed on tight. I was pulling it so hard I punched myself in the eye.
#36 - On 11/07/2009 at 9:03pm by JohnnySitu
next time I would suggest getting a pair of scissors, or just get your boyfriend, or a friend to do it so you can watch them hurt themselves.
#40 - On 11/12/2009 at 3:38am by bikeduster
