Today, there was something itching me in my bed, it was the tag to my pillow case. I ripped it off, very hard and slipped and punched myself right in the face. I broke my nose. FML

by jellybean / 11/06/2009 at 6:37pm / United States / Health

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  • thats what you get for breaking the law.

    #2 - On 11/07/2009 at 2:24am by bringtheheat22

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  • Well, atleast it is better than the dude who cut himself with a spoon. And the people who read the FML who tried to cut themselves with spoons. I suppose I could understand that he had an itch and then went to pull a tag. I've jumped off of things and kneed myself in the face. OP FYL.

    #23 - On 11/07/2009 at 10:47am by Tigg3r

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