Today, while going for my daily run, a woman stopped me and said, "I think it's so great that people of your size are comfortable enough to run and show their bodies in public." FML
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Today, I went outside to start jogging for improving my ever declining fitness. A kind stranger yelled, “You’re doing great!” as I was wheezing after my first block. I was sitting on a bench. FML
Today, I finally went running to help me start losing weight. I got 50 metres before someone in a passing car shouted out "Run fatty, run". I can't work up the courage to go for a run again. FML
Today, I was yet again cat-called while out jogging, with many men calling me "sexy lady" and even commenting on my "birthing hips", all because I chose to wear compression pants. I'm not even a woman, I'm just a guy with a really big butt. FML
Today, as I was taking an evening jog around my neighbourhood, I passed an elderly woman. I grinned at her as sign of friendliness to a common pedestrian. She grinned back. Whilst staring at my crotch. FML
Today, I decided to get back into shape and go for a run. With a 1/4 mile left to run, I saw a hot chick a block ahead of me running. Trying to show off I ran hard and passed her stopping just outside my complex. I started to throw up right as she came past me because I had run so hard to pass her. FML
Today, I achieved a personal goal by completing a half-marathon for charity, despite being overweight and unfit before training. When I finished I cried, not because I was proud of myself, but because I ran the last two miles while being followed by kids on bicycles calling me a "fat cunt". FML
Today, I told my gym trainer I’d do anything to get in shape. He challenged me to run a mile without stopping. I agreed, then got winded halfway through and dramatically collapsed on the track. A 70 year-oldish woman jogged past me and said, “You’ll live.” FML
Today, I went running. I live in a small town and people know me fairly well. It was dark when I went to avoid the heat. I was almost finished with my run when the cop comes up and asks me what I'm running from. Clearly being fat and out of shape is not a good enough alibi. FML
Today, I went for a run and took my shirt off part way through. The next person I saw was a nine year old girl playing outside her house. She looked at me and said, "Ewwwwww! Gross!" FML
Today, while running, I sped up to show off for a cute female runner I'd seen before up ahead. I passed her and not more than a minute later she sprints past me. I couldn't catch up. She not only out ran me, but waited to tell me it was a "nice try." FML
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Xellith 5
ida slapped that bitch >.>
LilKonvicted 0
Wow the worst part is that she probably didnt even realize how much of a bitch she was.
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Xellith 5
ida slapped that bitch >.>
HookEmTexas07 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Why? Because someone tried to be complimentary? It's not like she said "Run Fatty, run!" Don't be such a bitch about it. Not an FML.
GJMO 0
she mine as well have
GreenHacker 0
#56, I think it's great that people with intelligence as low as yours can manage to turn on a computer and access the internet. See, a compliment :)
jakedmagic 0
I lol'd, GreenHacker.
Reyo 2
YAY BACKHANDED COMPLIMENTS! :D
_anonymoose_ 0
#60 ftw
justmeagirl 0
I think that's nice of her... or, at least, she meant well. Good for you- keep going and feeling good, whatever size you are!
lolbulla 0
lol pimp slap dat ho
yehr 0
lmao touche!!
alan1011 0
I'd sit on her (if ur actually fat) if not then fgo to mcdonald and tie her to a bench I'm sure s fat guy will come along fairly quickly
qwertyuiopdead 0
#60 wins epicly
Moemoemoe_fml 0
Ouch. D:
m0tl3ycru3 0
Just keep running OP you'll drop those pounds eventually
LilKonvicted 0
Wow the worst part is that she probably didnt even realize how much of a bitch she was.
Intellectualist 0
No, the worst part is, before it gets any better we're heading for a cliff. Actually.
26242 0
(and in the free fall I will realize I'm better off when I hit the bottom.) Anyway, that was incredibly rude. It doesn't matter that she was trying to be nice, she obviously didn't think about the implications of her comment at all and is therefore a bitch.
herbertx 0
you should of chased them and sat on that person
jondivey 9
hahaha the truth can hurt op
BB7 0
thats a weird compliment
miniluda12 12
at least it is one :/
Burr_fml 0
wow that's really sad.... you should have just said who r u to define wats a normal weight?
QuentinM95 0
What did she weigh like 17 pounds?
IIRoxieII 12
Well that's harsh
WeStayCrunk24x7 0
you should have just said: "I think its so great that people of your ugliness are comfortable enough to show their disgusting faces in public"
Moemoemoe_fml 0
Win.
SenGaeriel 3
I've actually said that to someone before.
Aha09 1
+1 :)
fmlreader1359 0
the other person was just jealous of your cameltoe.
omghehehe 0
lol gross lol op: i hope u called her on it and told her that was v rude. ppl like that arent use to being called on things; thus, the vicious cycle continues. keep on running :)
Poepiepiesie 3
;D doubt it.
Poepiepiesie 3
;D doubt it.
dancingbaaby 0
#47 ... Ummmm bitch much? Maybe u should hide ur ugly face and not show it in public!