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Today, my loser roommate got wasted. He comes to me before going to bed, tells me he loves me, tries to hug me, then explosively vomits all over my face, my hair, my clothes. Then spends the rest of the night retching. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22336) - you deserved it (1590)

On 11/02/2009 at 1:47am - health - by theRoomie (man) - United States (California)

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