Today, my loser roommate got wasted. He comes to me before going to bed, tells me he loves me, tries to hug me, then explosively vomits all over my face, my hair, my clothes. Then spends the rest of the night retching. FML
I agree, your life sucks (19141) - you totally deserved it (1224)
On 11/02/2009 at 1:47am - health - by theRoomie (man) - United States (California)
FYL.
FYL worse if you're not gay.
FYL even more if you're not gay and he seriously likes you.
#22 - On 11/02/2009 at 5:18pm by Saccharide
"I love you man" is one of the most common phrases said by drunk people to friends... so I doubt he's gay.
#24 - On 11/02/2009 at 11:26pm by primogen18
You see there's a thing called a dictionary, saves time and makes you look less stupid. That or you coulod do a search. Though maybe we expect too much. i mean you aren't even sharp enough to know what retch means sooo....
I'm sorry, I'm being really mean to you for some reason... =(
I find the irony that you spelled could wrong to delicious not to point out!! ha ha.
#20 - On 11/02/2009 at 1:38pm by 0515_dw_090084
I find it ironic that you used the wrong "too."
And "I find the irony" is also incorrect. It should be "I find it ironic." I used it above just to help you out...
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He shows you affection, tries to get intimate, gives you a present, then starts choking over words for you, and all you can do is complain. YDI.
#5 - On 11/02/2009 at 6:27am by ActionManly
wow, way to go being a big dick to some guy who didnt know what retching means seriously.. it must be that time of the month for u
so you're saying, bosshaug, that its a rare occasion for people to be sick?
plus, the moderators could have just accepted this, this event coulda happened long before the other one!
I have a brother in law like that. If he says he loves you, watch out--it means he's about to puke on your shoes.
You're lucky he got sick and wasn't able to continue on to sodomizing you against your will.
Was he telling you "You have a purty mouth" before he puked? (Theme song from "Deliverance.")
Ehhh not worthy of an fml just clean up this kinda stuff happens all the time but i am sorry for the yakk :(
ok i jus want to point out... it starts, obviously, with"today" but ends with "spenr the REST OF THE NIGHT wreching" this has to be fake
all FMLs HAVE to start with 'today'.. it's just one of their rules.. i think most of these fmls aren't written on the same day.
#26 - On 11/03/2009 at 3:25am by KatieGoesRawrr
