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Today, my loser roommate got wasted. He comes to me before going to bed, tells me he loves me, tries to hug me, then explosively vomits all over my face, my hair, my clothes. Then spends the rest of the night retching. FML

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On 11/02/2009 at 1:47am - health - by theRoomie (man) - United States (California)

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He shows you affection, tries to get intimate, gives you a present, then starts choking over words for you, and all you can do is complain. YDI.

#5 - On 11/02/2009 at 6:27am by ActionManly

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WELL THAT JUST BLOWS CHUNKS! =(

lol :P

#2 - On 11/02/2009 at 6:10am by jchansfan

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