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I have a brother in law like that. If he says he loves you, watch out--it means he's about to puke on your shoes.
http://ihatejade.com/?id=6eu2pqru5cqkw7ezrea67z1iym29nu
ok i jus want to point out... it starts, obviously, with"today" but ends with "spenr the REST OF THE NIGHT wreching" this has to be fake
all FMLs HAVE to start with 'today'.. it's just one of their rules.. i think most of these fmls aren't written on the same day.
you should be a detective spike!
might have happened at night or have been posted the day after dumbass
I did this the other day. Man did I feel like a douche.
that's karma you called him a loser
Drunk roommate- FTW!!!!!!
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He shows you affection, tries to get intimate, gives you a present, then starts choking over words for you, and all you can do is complain. YDI.
WELL THAT JUST BLOWS CHUNKS! =( lol :P