Today, I went running for the first time in a few months. I had what I thought was an asthma attack. When I got home, I realized that it was not asthma, but instead I have gained so much weight that my running bra restricted my breathing. FML
I agree, your life sucks (6039) - you totally deserved it (14766)
On 10/29/2009 at 12:07am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)
yiiiiikes. wouldnt you notice it was kind of tight as soon as you put it on?
but still, FYL.
#1 - On 10/29/2009 at 7:24am by mhmmhmgood
I'm actually dissapointed in all the people that say YDI. I mean, you are running, so that is an effort to loose weight. Good for you!
#6 - On 10/29/2009 at 7:57am by angryseatroll
here's a clue lose the weight, and stop wearing smaller sizes!!!!
YDI
#7 - On 10/29/2009 at 7:57am by lebrockshard
How did you not know this was coming? You said you hadn't been running in a few months, and I'm guessing you don't do any other kinds of exercise because apparantly you haven't been wearing your sports bra for those few months (running bra/sports bra same thing in my head) So you should've realized you would gain some weight. And now you're trying to get rid of it by running. So it's not that big a deal.
Agreed, Im sure the OP was aware of their weight gain before they put the bra on...besides how did they not notice the bra was too tight?
But good on the OP for getting back into running and trying to loose the weight. Just get a new bra and you'll be back into your old bra in no time ;)
1) Sports bras stretch and they normally feel tight when you first put them on.
2) I feel for this OP since I am in a similar situation. I run regularly. At my best 4 or 5 miles a day, at my "worst" 2 miles. I havent run in 3 or 4 months. Why? Beacuse I was hospitalized with pnuemonia (Sp?) and then got bronchitis and then the flu. Basically for four months I was continuously sick. The doctors finally put me on a steroid inhaler and I can start running again in a week or so. Do you know what happens when you work out religiously and then are FORCED to stop? You gain weight. And its almost worse when THAT happens then when you never work out and gain weight. Its almost out of your control. And since you have disipline you beat yourself up MORE for it. When was the last time either of you jokers actually ran? Or worked out. Most people can't even run half a mile, let alone more than one. Im proud of this OP for trying to get back into it. Its really hard.
#32 - On 10/29/2009 at 2:46pm by MonkeySpeaks
Well as one of the jokers I must let you know that I do run. I run cross country for my college and I run an average of 65 miles a week so you can SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
#46 - On 11/02/2009 at 2:33pm by xclegend613
B_S_R,
Oh, hell yeah, I am! Damn, this 300-character limit, 'cuz I'm waiting for the part where she talks about her burning loins caused by her big ol' fat thighs rubbing together. Friction is HAWT.
good for going running just buy a bigger bra till you loose the weight
#15 - On 10/29/2009 at 9:22am by TriniRockStar
Lose Lose Lose. She doesn't want to loose the weight. That's why she's wearing a bra in the first place.
Comments about the bounce factor indicate why well-built women are just not designed for jogging in public. But good for you for taking up the exercise again. Willpower and determination are the main weapons you need for the battle of the bulge.
Not YDI. Not FML. Be thankful you don't have asthma.
#19 - On 10/29/2009 at 9:55am by wellinever
Grats, Don't get discouraged. You're getting back on a horse that many of us never even had the willpower to get onto in the first place :).
#17 - On 10/29/2009 at 9:33am by BrotherTheo
No, but we should feel bad for you, because apparently you didn't retain any of the spelling/grammatical information you learned in 2nd grade.
#33 - On 10/29/2009 at 4:58pm by BlueberryPies
85% of internet-lurkers dont give a fuck aout grammar on the internet.
#35 - On 10/29/2009 at 5:21pm by Person1233
Oh my gosh! The same thing happened to me at swimming!!
Ugh it totally sucked and my coach told me to suck it up!
Gayyy!
ohh btw! I think perdix is hilarious haha
:)
Good advice :) Also, swimming and dancing will help too.
#24 - On 10/29/2009 at 11:10am by Ashbashcrashed
swimdiva, from that one post I can tell that i would claw out my eyes if I had to be around you for any period of time....you don't always have to type exactly like you talk....
maybe that jst means u have big tits.. big growth spurt? well I might need some visual evidence to verify my answer ;) lol
#25 - On 10/29/2009 at 11:17am by Asstazztic
A little advice: don't make yourself out to be an asshole on the internet just because you ASSUME the OP is fat. Perhaps she was a size 2, gained some weight, is now a size 4, and her bra no longer fits. So you're saying a size 4 is fat? Hmmm? Shut up, asshole.
#34 - On 10/29/2009 at 5:00pm by BlueberryPies
Based on your screen name it seems like your the fat ass. BlueberryPies???? really come on you fat loser
#47 - On 11/02/2009 at 2:39pm by xclegend613
Pics, or it didn't happen. FML community demands pictures of your busty frame.
#27 - On 10/29/2009 at 11:42am by XaosZaleski
How the hell do you gain so much weight in the span of a few months that your sports bra is too small? I mean, were you eating lard or something? Jesus.
#28 - On 10/29/2009 at 12:20pm by avoidthegirl
Did those sweater pillows give you a black eye in the process?
#31 - On 10/29/2009 at 2:10pm by donkey_hang_down
Is it just me, or do these posts keep getting less and less relative to the term "Fuck my life"?
#37 - On 10/29/2009 at 5:52pm by DeadlyState
there's always some fatty that has to whine about every FML about fat people
#42 - On 10/30/2009 at 2:22am by expen_dable
"Dear Diary, today I found out I don't have asthma. My life sucks. Boo hoo."
Go cut your throat, whiner.
#48 - On 11/03/2009 at 12:23pm by DocHolliday
HAHAHAHA mayonnaise!
OP - Those vitamins are not suppositories you fucking cum dumpster!
#50 - On 11/03/2009 at 3:10pm by donkey_hang_down
