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Today, I stretched really hard when I woke up, only to feel something twang. This was followed by a really sharp pain. Thinking I'd given myself a hernia, I got up to check myself in the mirror, and was repulsed by the bulge I saw hanging out of my gut. Then I realised it was just my own flab. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7000) - you deserved it (26741)

On 08/29/2009 at 10:15am - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Newcastle upon Tyne)

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i don't get it, why would fat be painful?

#8 - On 08/29/2009 at 2:05pm by elchapin562

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it's better than a hernia

#10 - On 08/29/2009 at 2:06pm by triplethreat13

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