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Today, I was feeling sick and I farted so loud in the school's girls bathroom. Some boys overheard from the hall and called everyone over. I came out only to find about 20 guys staring anxiously at the bathroom's door to see who I was. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38517) - you deserved it (4398)

On 08/28/2009 at 2:30pm - health - by minnie (woman) - United States

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